Things that are never missing from Indian Movies
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1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice versa) unless
they first perform a dance number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100
people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in
the dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he
is up against is actually his brother and the maid who
looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father
and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between
sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!,
Shut-up!, Impossible!,Please forgive me!
7. They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and
come out with different clothing.
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting eyelids,
and throwing glances at each other and changing clothes
all at the same time without being out of breath.
Things that are never missing from Chinese Movies
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1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be
killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero
will become an orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his
breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer
before dropping his head and be declared dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across
distances without any sweat. But when travelling to
towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have
gold and silver with them to pay for their food.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter
how big the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down
cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from
the head.
7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and
never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold
and silver ingots)
JSL
