WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Oh, and before we forget ...
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying &!#@ YOU!
